Whats cooking good looking ?
Er, you've got a little on your chin.
Vultures. They don’t nurture a spectacular reputation in the animal kingdom, because, let’s face it, they chow down rotting cadavers, faeces and detritus as part of their gastronomic status quo.
Unsatisfied with the effect of this deeply unpleasant menu, the turkey vulture actually wants you to abhor it even more ardently.
When threatened by a predator (and this is a rare occurrence given that most starving creatures would balk at chewing a vulture, much as you and I would balk at toe-sucking a leper), the turkey vulture will vomit whatever grotesqueries are lining its stomach right at the aggressor’s feet.
And the worst part? The putrid pool acts as a hellish olive branch which the predator dutifully gobbles up as the turkey vulture makes its merry way unscathed.
Away, turkey demon! My skin doth crawl.
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