Is it a mole? Is it a rat? I don’t know, but it’s naked


The Naked Mole Rat is also known as the Sand Puppy, but I’m yet to figure out why that is. This horrible rodent is straight out of a children’s horror story, being essentially just tooth and skin.

Experts even say that the Naked Mole Rat doesn’t feel any pain, so good luck sending your cat after it. They can’t even catch cancer.

What I’m basically saying here is that once they figure out how to become a little more organised, they may well take over the world. If they do, you might find the menu at your local Italian a little odd – the adorable Sand Puppy eats its own poo.

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