Random Animals Blog

I like pigs. And I like the sea.

I do not, however, like Seapigs.

I literally don’t even know where to begin with this creature, which apparently is a type of sea cucumber. Don’t question why, where or how; it just is alright?

The only reasonable explanation is that God had finished making all the animals and he just had some tubes and some flabby, jelly crap left over. Rather than tipping it all in the bin along with his Christmas card to Eve (he was well annoyed about that apple incident), he decided to make it into a Seapig. Maybe his bin was full or something and the bin men were refusing to take it. He’s resourceful at least. I’ll give him that.

Seapigs live at the very bottom of the sea. It’s almost as if they’re ashamed to be seen. And you will never see these squidgy freaks out on their own. Oh no. They hang around in massive groups. Wimps.

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