Random Animals Blog

The brown antechinus is responsible for bringing some serious love into the animal kingdom. Its male population is so libidinously fixated that it effectively submits itself to death-by-orgy to engage in a kamikaze fuckfest throughout the mating season.

This marsupial is capable of screwing a single partner for up to 12 hours straight, so he’s quite the Don Juan, although fidelity isn’t part of his limited vocabulary. He’s straight onto the next partner as soon as he’s finished and it goes on like that until his body gives in.

You see, the brown antechinus likes getting down and dirty so much that he doesn’t eat or sleep or wash or anything else and eventually his immune system completely shuts down. A high price to pay for one hell of a fortnight, but, one has to admit, not the worst way to go.

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