Archive for July, 2010
Awww. You’re cute. Look at your tiny little eyes and your sweet little nose. But why are you wearing a baseball cap? Come on; take it off….oh god! No! What the hell are those massive flaps poking out from the side of your head?!?!… That’s how I imagine my first meeting with a Jerboa; or a [ READ MORE ]
like pigs. And I like the sea. I do not, however, like Seapigs. I literally don’t even know where to begin with this creature, which apparently is a type of sea cucumber. Don’t question why, where or how; it just is alright? The only reasonable explanation is that God had finished making all the [ READ MORE ]
Seriously. What is the point? Well; turns out, there isn’t much of one actually. Because the Giant Soft-Shelled Turtle spends most of its time buried, lying completely still with only its nose and mouth sticking out of the sand. Brilliant. Their existence is so pathetic that I actually can’t be bothered to talk about it. [ READ MORE ]
‘Ooh, look at this frill necked dress. I might try it on.’ That is a sentence that I am happy to hear the words ‘frill necked’ in. I’m not so happy about ‘frill necked lizard’. Guess where this animal got its name? Go on, I bet you can’t. Because of its frilly neck you say? [ READ MORE ]