A capybara? What in the name of all that is good and pure is a capybara?

A capybara kicking back

That, my friends, is a capybara. It’s a big, fuck-off rodent and its name means ‘master of the grasses’ which is a brilliantly overblown name for something so lumpen.

Capybaras seem to be animals that aren’t really made for mooching around fields eating grass. For one thing they’ve got webbed feet, which seems totally unnecessary.

Secondly, their back legs are longer than their front legs. While this does tip their stubby little heads down towards that delicious green floor-fodder, it doesn’t seem right that an animal that spends its whole time on four legs should have to be inclined forwards the whole time.

Poor bastards.

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